Who is she?
Stressed out college student is an easy way to summarize Alyssa. She is a non functioning adult, that honestly is just trying her very best to get through adult life. She currently lives in Ohio.
She studies psychology in the hope of one day finding out what the fuck is wrong with her. No but in all seriousness one of her biggest wishes is to work with criminology, as she loves learning about the psyche of societies 'outcasts' and deviants.
Although she keeps her goals at a minimal for now, and focuses on not burning down her apartment as the first step.
Stressed out college student is an easy way to summarize Alyssa. She is a non functioning adult, that honestly is just trying her very best to get through adult life. She currently lives in Ohio.
She studies psychology in the hope of one day finding out what the fuck is wrong with her. No but in all seriousness one of her biggest wishes is to work with criminology, as she loves learning about the psyche of societies 'outcasts' and deviants.
Although she keeps her goals at a minimal for now, and focuses on not burning down her apartment as the first step.
Name: Alyssa Delano
Age: 21 (human years)
Gender: Female
Mate: Lmao
Sexuality: Bisexual (with a high preference for girls)
Birthday: 17th of July.
Likes: Shitty conspiracy videos, free food (no matter how bad it is), vines,
Dislikes: Biology (almost failed it, and now hates it with a passion)
Personality:
Sucks at comebacks
Only dank memes make her happy.
Is bad at a lot of stuff, so makes herself worse at it, so people dont judge her.
Is the person everybody loves to roast.
Age: 21 (human years)
Gender: Female
Mate: Lmao
Sexuality: Bisexual (with a high preference for girls)
Birthday: 17th of July.
Likes: Shitty conspiracy videos, free food (no matter how bad it is), vines,
Dislikes: Biology (almost failed it, and now hates it with a passion)
Personality:
Sucks at comebacks
Only dank memes make her happy.
Is bad at a lot of stuff, so makes herself worse at it, so people dont judge her.
Is the person everybody loves to roast.
Quirks:
- Yeets whenever she has done something good. - Ironically used to dab, but cant stop now. - Uses the 'xD' face when texting, just to annoy people. |
Secrets:
- Almost failed high school because of her inability to do math. - Embarrassingly uses T inder. - - - |
Hobbies:
- Embarrassing her friends in public. - Quoting vines a bit too much. - Ironically joking about wanting to die. |
Theme song: Mii Channel Music (VGR Remix)
by BLITZ-FALKE